Obama re-designates FARC Marxist narcoterrorists as 'insurgents'

By A.M. Mora y Leon

Who else can the Commander in chief be talking about but the FARC narcoterrorists in Colombia?

"To combat lawlessness and violence, we don't need a debate about whether to blame right-wing paramilitaries or left-wing insurgents - we need practical cooperation to expand our common security."

Right now the crime hellhole of the Americas is Hugo Chavez's Caracas, not Colombia. There are no insurgents or paramilitaries in Caracas, just dopers and the officials who condone them.

It's also inaccurate that our president characterizes paramilitaries (and what country, other than Colombia has them?) as ‘rightwing.' Those maggots are not rightwing, they are mere dopers who seek to politicize their business as a means of getting leverage over the government, that's it. President Uribe eats these types for breakfast.

But the redesignation of FARC as ‘insurgents' is especially outrageous. The only people Obama could be talking about as ‘insurgents' are FARC because there is nothing comparable anywhere else in the hemisphere. What Obama is doing is exactly the same thing the msm did for the Iraqi AQs and terrorists, called them ‘insurgents'! Like they are some mass movement instead of reviled by 99% of the Colombian people. Insurgents my keister!