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September 17, 2005

Chevy Chase's education

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We have received the following letter from a Mr. Katz, a graduate of Bard College, Class of 1971:

Matt May, in his recent article, erroneously states that Cornelius "Chevy"Chase, is a graduate of Bard College. This error may be due to Chase himself falsely claiming to having graduated from Bard. The ONLY degree that Chase has ever received from Bard, is an honorary degree, reputedly after donating a large sum of money to the college. I challenge Chase to offer documentation to refute this statement of fact.

Chase, who called President Bush "a dumb [obscenity]" is remined that the object of his scorn graduated Yale and Harvard Business School, and scored around the 95th percentile on his SAT exams. Mr. Chase has specialized in playing comedy roles as a stupid oaf.